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cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

(via kwueger)

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via fake-mermaid)

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surmounts:

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.

(via kwueger)

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unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

(Source: isilence, via givingblowjobs)

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itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

(via thejourneyofadancersstrugles)

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vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

(via thejourneyofadancersstrugles)

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zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

i wonder if hannibal ever uses his victims to make coffee

like, for no other reason than to causally refer to it as a “cup of joe”

(via thejourneyofadancersstrugles)

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via yelled)

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
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